still room for more sticks
Dial tone is for robots.
The Royal Bananas believes in you…
Rock it, Aphrodite.
The problem with stealing wassermelone…
You just played yourselves
When you’re an animagus and love a public reading of Harry Potter
WW2-era poster urging people to speak ‘American’ (whatever that is…)
Public education FTW
World’s greatest mustard vending machine.
Real news is best news
A whole lot of gang member stuff you probably wouldn’t understand…
Tree vs fingerprint
Freddy Mercury was an early investor in the internet
Suggested Nutella serving size…
A pirates life for him.
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Won’t somebody think of the child’dren?!
When you teach a dog to s e l f i
The average media consumer.
Color me offended
When your English professor gets sick of the Science teacher across the hall
Grandma just wants to be your friend.