Boats are just drowning space ships.
Hipster Abe Lincoln.
You just feel helpless.
I’M THE DOG. I DO THE LICKING!
Wayne’s World was such a smart movie
Not all of us like cats.
The best menacing look of anyone I know.
Well put Colbert…
Gandalf the Pink.
Gordon Ramsay’s son.
Fresh ground sprinkles for your cupcake Sir?
classic carrie bradshaw
how it started vs how it’s going
could be fun, no?
of course this happened in texas
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this flesh prison won’t hold me for long
what every kid wants for christmas
Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious
i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life
anyone else seething with rage at this?
how is this not already a thing???
such a misunderstood creature