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The laser used in corrective eye surgery is accurate enough to write words on a hair.

The laser used in corrective eye surgery is accurate enough to write words on a hair.
“math isn’t in our policy”
“math isn’t in our policy”
myspace just rolled over in its grave
myspace just rolled over in its grave
unconditional love… with strict conditions
unconditional love… with strict conditions
sounds like a bloody disappointment
sounds like a bloody disappointment
cone-cted
cone-cted
runs on bread
runs on bread
honk if you love sass
honk if you love sass
stainfluencer
stainfluencer
claws and applause
claws and applause
eau de cozy blanket
eau de cozy blanket
it’s not a phase, it’s survival
it’s not a phase, it’s survival
“back in my day, eggs were free”
“back in my day, eggs were free”
pandas gone loco
pandas gone loco
bzzzz… the sound of relief
bzzzz… the sound of relief
“hola! can you say ‘leftovers’?”
“hola! can you say ‘leftovers’?”
wafting+wasps
wafting wasps
worked+like+a+dog
worked like a dog
gun+gal+generalizations
gun gal generalizations
amuse-eum
amuse-eum
Join the conversation
gossip+girl
gossip girl
post-presentation+station
post-presentation station
belligerent+brain
belligerent brain
how+the+vege-tables+turn
how the vege-tables turn
family+matters
family matters
sleepytime+slay
sleepytime slay
stowing+your+doe
stowing your doe
mcofagun
mcofagun