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We can’t all be great

We can't all be great
5 Uses for a trembling chihuahua.
5 Uses for a trembling chihuahua.
One does not simply longboard to Mordor.
One does not simply longboard to Mordor.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Second hand smoke, like a boss.
Second hand smoke, like a boss.
Guitar vs Bass player.
Guitar vs Bass player.
Shoes and shoes and shoes and shoes.
Shoes and shoes and shoes and shoes.
Nolan’s Cheddar.
Nolan’s Cheddar.
What kind of wedding do you want?
What kind of wedding do you want?
Then and now.
Then and now.
How I eat fruit roll-ups.
How I eat fruit roll-ups.
When there is a mosquito on your friend.
When there is a mosquito on your friend.
When I play Monopoly…
When I play Monopoly…
Words.
Words.
Scuba hand signals.
Scuba hand signals.
All kinds of creepy…
All kinds of creepy…
I+would+watch+this+documentary.
I would watch this documentary.
Shaquille+O%26%238217%3BNeal+trolling+an+interview%2C+circa+1991.
Shaquille O’Neal trolling an interview, circa 1991.
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+even+an+issue%2C+Jim.
It’s not even an issue, Jim.
Gotdammit%2C+Claire.+Take+the+elevator%21
Gotdammit, Claire. Take the elevator!
Join the conversation
Just+NYC+things%26%238230%3B
Just NYC things…
Actual+survey%26%238230%3B
Actual survey…
This+tortle+has+seen+some+things.
This tortle has seen some things.
These+days%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+almost+like+I%26%238217%3Bm+invisible%26%238230%3B
These days, it’s almost like I’m invisible…
%26%238230%3Btwo+ships+passing+in+the+night.
…two ships passing in the night.
The+Austrians+know+how+to+stack+wood.
The Austrians know how to stack wood.
A+keychain+that+chooses+your+lotto+numbers+for+you%26%238230%3B
A keychain that chooses your lotto numbers for you…
I+miss+the+rains+down+in%2C+Lubbock%26%238230%3B
I miss the rains down in, Lubbock…