A mechanic just doing some body work.
I didn’t choose the thug life.
Who’s the best smelling actor that you’ve worked with?
We should ban life jackets.
I struggle with my laziness.
Spongebob on drugs.
This is why the chicken crossed the road.
Meanwhile on Google Maps.
Back in my day…
Why don’t we go around the room and introduce ourselves.
It simply does not matter.
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The lesser side of sports.
Restrain thyself, Father…
That’ll be six bucks, babe.
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DIY weight loss hacks…
Let me fix that for you…
No quartering up in this biotch.
these were the days of our lives…
I’ll drink to that!
Beware the Muppet bison…
When offspring disappoint…
Small mellow yellow, please bruv.