Brothers by the numbers.

Brothers by the numbers.

swim? no thanks, i’m decor

swim? no thanks, i’m decor

just girly things… with dad’s face

just girly things… with dad’s face

trust? no. truce? absolutely

trust? no. truce? absolutely

frappocalypse

give me mars!

taxonomist by day, punster by trait

taxonomist by day, punster by trait

those legs? illegal in five countries

those legs? illegal in five countries

emotionally hungry, not physically

emotionally hungry, not physically

dying inside, glowing outside

dying inside, glowing outside

she’s full of lies and nuggets

she’s full of lies and nuggets

left with depression and cat gifs

left with depression and cat gifs

dear diary, i have shamed myself again…

dear diary, i have shamed myself again…

paranormal activity footage

paranormal activity footage

ugly? yes. unemployed? never.

ugly? yes. unemployed? never.

half human, half rotisserie chicken

half human, half rotisserie chicken