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the cat hates it

the cat hates it
smells like school dinners
smells like school dinners
the final boss karen
the final boss karen
the ones in the back are having more fun
the ones in the back are having more fun
be one with the bread
be one with the bread
the pepper fairy strikes again!
the pepper fairy strikes again!
death by hot dog
death by hot dog
sparkling covid
sparkling covid
it’s all quiznos’ fault
it’s all quiznos’ fault
the slime persists
the slime persists
we’re going somewhere over the rainbow
we’re going somewhere over the rainbow
this security cat looks like he’s seen some things
this security cat looks like he’s seen some things
or your fire back
or your fire back
and now so do i
and now so do i
a haiku about cats
a haiku about cats
did it hurt?
did it hurt?
This+guy+for+president%2C+IMO.
This guy for president, IMO.
The+20%26%238217%3Bs+have+a+certain+vibe+to+them%2C+it+seems.
The 20’s have a certain vibe to them, it seems.
Just+sk8r+boy+things.
Just sk8r boy things.
A+baby+porcupine+is+called+a+porcupette%2C+allegedly.
A baby porcupine is called a porcupette, allegedly.
Join the conversation
Aussie+boops.
Aussie boops.
Obama+caused+the+Spanish+Inquisition%2C+too
Obama caused the Spanish Inquisition, too
Honest+Dating+Advice
Honest Dating Advice
It+eats+babies%26%238230%3B
It eats babies…
I+can+still+taste+them.
I can still taste them.
It+does+work+like+that%2C+generally.
It does work like that, generally.
Macaulay+Caulkin
Macaulay Caulkin
Buckle+up+noob.
Buckle up noob.