cows aren’t aerodynamic
Pay up bat boy…
Flirting with crabs…
Bread is the enemy of life.
Someone signed off on this.
I could watch this show.
Everything’s going to be OK, guys.
The lorde is testing me…
This is getting hard to watch…
It is not your burden yet, sweet child.
War is hell.
Tis the season!
rafa benitez and his magic hands
Identical, abandoned chateaus in Turkey that were built by a real estate developer who went bankrupt, naturally.
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi doing the lorde’s research.
Platypi are cute
Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are
how to properly cook lasagna. Just don’t ask me what temp the oven is supposed to be set to…
the korean baseball league’s championship trophy is a giant freaking sword and all other championship trophies no longer count
excuse me, do you know why I pulled you over today?
Join the conversation
the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma
Just go ahead and give this modern dragon movie masterpiece the oscar for best picture already
Are you coming to beer fest?
conference call bingo would be a dangerous drinking game
bates motel – take a shower at your own risk
The last few years have taught have hopefully naïve sci-fi movies really are when it comes to predicting the future
if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead
the best duo in stranger is *literally* batman and robin