vulture poetry

if you don’t want me to use paper towels than don’t provide paper towels

if you don’t want me to use paper towels than don’t provide paper towels

they said the perfect dog toy doesn’t exist

they said the perfect dog toy doesn’t exist

brilliant marketing

brilliant marketing

legs are coming

legs are coming

pajamas are like fine china – they only come out on special occassions

pajamas are like fine china – they only come out on special occassions

cheaper than a therapist

cheaper than a therapist

Killer doll memes because Megan is coming for us all

Killer doll memes because Megan is coming for us all

he died doing what he loved – correcting grammar/spelling

he died doing what he loved – correcting grammar/spelling

do you accept all cookies?

do you accept all cookies?

this is a dead giveaway you paid too much

this is a dead giveaway you paid too much

we all need walking bacon

we all need walking bacon

there’s always one more

there’s always one more

let’s talk about whales

let’s talk about whales

regret is spelled “moisty boi”

regret is spelled “moisty boi”

natural bridges

natural bridges