waking up after a long night of drinking water
Let’s clarify this butter…
And I’m not half bad at it, at that.
It’s possibly your own damn fault, Jenna.
Biden never doge it coming..
I could om nom the science out of that theory…
…and if you see one, you must hop on and scream YEEHAWWWW, apparently.
Dogs are cooler than kids, prove me wrong.
Igloo igloo has a nice ring to it.
Heartwarming news you can use.
I am something of a note taker…
We must regen!
The laser used in corrective eye surgery is accurate enough to write words on a hair.
Scorpion molts are metal.
360 gravity maneuver
Stop sending me mixed signals, bruv.
Top of the mornin’ to ya!
I caught them all!
Every day I’m shufflin’.
Join the conversation
R2D2 before his paint job.
Katy Perry vs. Rosie O’Donnell.
They see me rollin’. They hatin’.
Why eyebrows are important.
It’s a trap!
The alpha male.