waking up early on weekends

There’s no going back

There’s no going back

The true path to the dark side of the force

The true path to the dark side of the force

*unplugs router*

*unplugs router*

I love avocados too much

I love avocados too much

i see a white light

i see a white light

gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire

gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire

not dead yet

Mid-life cat crisis

Mid-life cat crisis

5 stars on yelp

5 stars on yelp

You first. No, you, I insist!

You first. No, you, I insist!

From mayor of flavortown to insurance salesman

From mayor of flavortown to insurance salesman

Agent of adorable chaos

Agent of adorable chaos

Being nice never worked, anyway

Being nice never worked, anyway

god finds a way

god finds a way

There is hope for humanity

There is hope for humanity