Waking Up or NOPE NOPE NOPE

Waking Up or NOPE NOPE NOPE

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

Pregnancy tests are hard.

Pregnancy tests are hard.

Science throw-down

Science throw-down

The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.

The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.

Married life.

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

I could read here.

I could read here.

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z

I don’t believe you.

I don’t believe you.

I don’t know what to feel about this.

I don’t know what to feel about this.