never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

never trust a company that doesn't use its own products

important advice

important advice

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opinion-size-age-shape-colr-origin-material-purpose-noun

somebody that I used to know

somebody that I used to know

this is true

adorable death

adding ‘shrek-lookin bag of bitch’ to my insult list

adding ‘shrek-lookin bag of bitch’ to my insult list

real life battleship

real life battleship

iconic work by the species

iconic work by the species

i read this wrong, too

i read this wrong, too

the answer to the question i didn’t know i had

the answer to the question i didn’t know i had

male authors just shouldn’t try to describe women

male authors just shouldn’t try to describe women

there’s a playlist for everything

there’s a playlist for everything

if i wait they’ll get too cold

if i wait they’ll get too cold

who needs therapy when you have marie condo?

who needs therapy when you have marie condo?

did not know dogs had butt cracks

did not know dogs had butt cracks