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American Bald Eagle talons with Goose for scale.

American Bald Eagle talons with Goose for scale.
Haiku!
Haiku!
Tattoos are like cats.
Tattoos are like cats.
Cereal!
Cereal!
When you see it…
When you see it…
The future is bright.
The future is bright.
Dear God…
Dear God…
Angry coffee.
Angry coffee.
I lost all of my contacts.
I lost all of my contacts.
Awkward…
Awkward…
Kiteboarding hurricane Irene.
Kiteboarding hurricane Irene.
Warning:
Warning:
Double standards.
Double standards.
Chinese Rick-Roll.
Chinese Rick-Roll.
The dog speedometer.
The dog speedometer.
May I take your order?
May I take your order?
is+this+the+world%26%238217%3Bs+scariest+spider%3F
is this the world’s scariest spider?
i+really+want+a+donut+now
i really want a donut now
the+milk+crate+challenge
the milk crate challenge
welp%2C+looks+like+i%26%238217%3Bm+not+getting+sleep+tonight
welp, looks like i’m not getting sleep tonight
Join the conversation
and+now+I+can%26%238217%3Bt+look+to+my+left
and now I can’t look to my left
there%26%238217%3Bs+always+a+next+time
there’s always a next time
I+think+i%26%238217%3Bm+hilarious
I think i’m hilarious
he%26%238217%3Bs+out+of+the+friend+group
he’s out of the friend group
a+true+american+patriot
a true american patriot
fred+was+just+fred
fred was just fred
anyone+ready+for+this+look+to+make+a+comeback%3F
anyone ready for this look to make a comeback?
what+is+this+sorcery
what is this sorcery