You is strong. You is kind. You is feed me breakfast.

Who wore it better?

Bower birds are romantic

I don’t think about you at all.

Who’s the Canadian president?

Me after realizing the semester is almost over.

Are you armed?

Not the most common hobby

Harry Potter is FAKE

Much of Canada and the upper midwest forecasted to be colder than Mars today

My Christmas Card this year. I’ve been single my whole life.

Goats. The masters of physics

What’s up dog?

It’s that time of year again, I’m sure students will hear this too much.

Be your own hero.

So, the future head of the EPA wants to get rid of the EPA and the future head of the Department of Health wants to eliminate Obamacare, and in related news…