watch me

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

what’s in your discman?

what’s in your discman?

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

i choose you, bowser!

i choose you, bowser!

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

you had a good run

you had a good run

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna need to step outside for a second

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system