they named it on their lunch break

miracle machine until stairs are involved

this house ghosted gravity

Population: saved. Back pain: permanent

culinary masochism

Hydration level: tactical

Asparagus grows like it lost a bet

Hoo’s finding their inner peace now?

first known “who’s a good boy?”

flower went undercover

flightless, not felon-less

when life hits you in cubism

worm me up before you go-go

Sauron’s got that eye for design

dreams are on airplane mode