Did someone say ‘surprise’?

victorian houses came with free hallucinations

Cotton Muppet Puff

Disney sports musical

the lights are on, no one’s home

she’s had enough of our nonsense

pnguin

open house for time travelers

what the frappuccino!!

nasa confirmed: exactly “a bunch”

beak-a-boo

the original ‘I just work here’ energy

Darwin didn’t predict the blorb phase

they named it on their lunch break

miracle machine until stairs are involved

New+Year+is+as+New+Year+d%26%238217%3B+oes%26%238230%3B
New Year is as New Year d’ oes…
Insurance+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+cover+animal+arson%2C+probably.
Insurance doesn’t cover animal arson, probably.
Dammit%2C+Bob.
Dammit, Bob.
Paris+is+having+a+good+2020+so+far%26%238230%3B
Paris is having a good 2020 so far…
Join the conversation
When+millenials+get+jobs%26%238230%3B
When millenials get jobs…
Meth%2C+we%26%238217%3Bre+on+it.+%26%238211%3B+South+Dakota%2C+probably.
Meth, we’re on it. – South Dakota, probably.
Be%5Be%5Dcause+she+can.
Be[e]cause she can.
12%3A01%3A01
12:01:01
%2Achanting+intensifies%2A
*chanting intensifies*
The+bear%2C+it+gets+me%26%238230%3B
The bear, it gets me…
Dreams+really+come+true%2C+sometimes.
Dreams really come true, sometimes.
Bribery%2C+a+Guide.
Bribery, a Guide.