this house ghosted gravity

Population: saved. Back pain: permanent

culinary masochism

Hydration level: tactical

Asparagus grows like it lost a bet

Hoo’s finding their inner peace now?

first known “who’s a good boy?”

flower went undercover

flightless, not felon-less

when life hits you in cubism

worm me up before you go-go

Sauron’s got that eye for design

dreams are on airplane mode

selective volume disorder

galactic queen, hopped off too soon

aaaaahhhhhshashashashashaaaahhhaawwwttt
aaaaahhhhhshashashashashaaaahhhaawwwttt
ish+good+sankshyou
ish good sankshyou
rock+on+little+dude
rock on little dude
i+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+wish+this+on+my+worst+enemies
i wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemies
Join the conversation
i+still+don%26%238217%3Bt+understand+what+i%26%238217%3Bm+doing+wrong
i still don’t understand what i’m doing wrong
the+evolution+of+Vader+from+2019-2021
the evolution of Vader from 2019-2021
there%26%238217%3Bs+no+holding+it+in+at+that+point
there’s no holding it in at that point
but+i+come+with+a+cat%2C+soooooo
but i come with a cat, soooooo
what+does+my+lack+of+toes+have+to+do+with+anything
what does my lack of toes have to do with anything
i+deserve+at+least+2+cents+more+tyvm
i deserve at least 2 cents more tyvm
10+Funny+Typos+that+Could+Have+been+Easily+Avoided
10 Funny Typos that Could Have been Easily Avoided
starting+the+disney+movie+off+with+some+seriousness
starting the disney movie off with some seriousness