daddy’s beard…therapy unlocked

Welcome to the map-titude adjustment

crime rate: 1. fiction rate: 9000

Shell yeah, gravity’s optional now!

a true byte of coleslaw history

are pants optional there too?

Belgium grew overnight

change of fate

trust the trash guide

sipping turned violent

wingman of flora

reptile memes to melt even the coldest cold-blooded hearts.

Beak Beats

chomped & charming

gas giant boost

Sorry+about+all+the+hubbub%2C+b.
Sorry about all the hubbub, b.
Do+not+forget+the+lotion.
Do not forget the lotion.
Toot+them+whistles.
Toot them whistles.
Snek+is+not+smrt.
Snek is not smrt.
Join the conversation
American+Police+Magazine+issued+in+Japan+CSI+1985.
American Police Magazine issued in Japan CSI 1985.
You+usually+do+end+up+having+fun%2C+ya+goof.
You usually do end up having fun, ya goof.
Where+are+my+bifocals%26%238230%3B
Where are my bifocals…
Suddenly+pangwang.
Suddenly pangwang.
Sunscreen+VS+UV+camera.
Sunscreen VS UV camera.
Lock+them+out.
Lock them out.
Aliens%2C+and+all+that+Jazz.
Aliens, and all that Jazz.
Dear+God%26%238230%3B
Dear God…