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Pregnancy tests are hard.

Pregnancy tests are hard.

I don’t believe you.

I don’t believe you.

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.

The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.

Sorry, bro…

Married life.

I could read here.

I could read here.

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

Science throw-down

Science throw-down

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.