Welcome to jurassic kmart

dad at the store with kids dressed as dinosaurs

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

my waistline isn’t worth my happiness

my waistline isn’t worth my happiness

there’s a reason fans follow my page

there’s a reason fans follow my page

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

the simple dog life

the simple dog life

what’s your favorite six word story?

what’s your favorite six word story?

as long as humans can still make memes, this will be the result

as long as humans can still make memes, this will be the result

this guy gets it

this guy gets it

goosebumps, but for adults

goosebumps, but for adults

my plants are my children

my plants are my children

there is no middle ground

there is no middle ground

the dream life

alpha males don’t watch instructional videos

alpha males don’t watch instructional videos