You may be a hipster…. but you’ll never be a girl spinning yarn in a BMW dealership

You may be a hipster.... but you'll never be a girl spinning yarn in a BMW dealership

Be careful with your liver.

Be careful with your liver.

Are you winning, son?

Are you winning, son?

Here’s a check, don’t cash it till next Thursday, please.

Here’s a check, don’t cash it till next Thursday, please.

Just F’n around.

Just F’n around.

joe biden picking up georgia and pennsylvania

joe biden picking up georgia and pennsylvania

Specific and relatable, yes.

Specific and relatable, yes.

A noodle in every sip.

A noodle in every sip.

Bible is or bible isn’t.

Bible is or bible isn’t.

Ban dentists, actually.

Ban dentists, actually.

*toot toot* stealin’ ya grills…

*toot toot* stealin’ ya grills…

When you get your Doctorate in Finland you get a top hat and a sword for keeps.

When you get your Doctorate in Finland you get a top hat and a sword for keeps.

Build the wall!

Build the wall!

I would watch this movie.

I would watch this movie.

I can dig it.

You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.

You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.