Went to a white elephant party last night. As I predicted, the group fought fiercely over kitchen wares. Today, I wait for news of the discovery…

Went to a white elephant party last night. As I predicted, the group fought fiercely over kitchen wares. Today, I wait for news of the discovery…

This dandy new Minecraft block…

This dandy new Minecraft block…

Our Lorde teases us.

Our Lorde teases us.

A relic of WWII

A relic of WWII

The only person who enjoyed Cats?

The only person who enjoyed Cats?

Keep paying customer safe…

Keep paying customer safe…

Millennium Falcon cake is 96 percent fondant, probably.

Millennium Falcon cake is 96 percent fondant, probably.

Best Anatomy and Physiology teacher ever?

Best Anatomy and Physiology teacher ever?

Denied in a big way.

Denied in a big way.

Home Depot paint swatches can be turtles, too.

Home Depot paint swatches can be turtles, too.

The McDog is a lie.

The McDog is a lie.

Death by surgical resident…

Death by surgical resident…

*sad unpacking noises*

*sad unpacking noises*

Switcheroo tactics.

Switcheroo tactics.

I think I hear the drone…

I think I hear the drone…

The problems with dewing the dew.

The problems with dewing the dew.