Went to a white elephant party last night. As I predicted, the group fought fiercely over kitchen wares. Today, I wait for news of the discovery…

Went to a white elephant party last night. As I predicted, the group fought fiercely over kitchen wares. Today, I wait for news of the discovery…

dinner and show

dinner and show

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what’s in your discman?

what’s in your discman?

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna need to step outside for a second

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

i choose you, bowser!

i choose you, bowser!

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy