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werewolf fridge poem

Let’s avocuddle, sometime
Let’s avocuddle, sometime
introvert level: expert
introvert level: expert
That was unexpected
That was unexpected
when TV listing go rogue
when TV listing go rogue
What a weird job to lie about having
What a weird job to lie about having
this is why i love bread so much
this is why i love bread so much
Take a leap of faith
Take a leap of faith
gotta take it easy on the lies
gotta take it easy on the lies
Excellent child logic
Excellent child logic
what about a taco shell of shame, next?
what about a taco shell of shame, next?
always listen to the magic 8 ball
always listen to the magic 8 ball
Terry is living the dream
Terry is living the dream
An apple a day
An apple a day
How did he even get hired?
How did he even get hired?
and now I’m wide awake. great…
and now I’m wide awake. great…
Coop+party.
Coop party.
Walmart+trying+to+catch+up+to+CVS
Walmart trying to catch up to CVS
Some+dads+are+better+than+others.
Some dads are better than others.
Hey%2C+at+least+he%26%238217%3Bs+not+trying+to+pull+the+wool+over+your+eyes%26%238230%3B
Hey, at least he’s not trying to pull the wool over your eyes…
Join the conversation
A+mothers+instinct%26%238230%3B
A mothers instinct…
Jimmy+it%26%238217%3Bs+time+for+a+nap%2C+I+think%26%238230%3B
Jimmy it’s time for a nap, I think…
I%26%238217%3Bve+saved+so+much+money+not+buying+deodorant%26%238230%3B
I’ve saved so much money not buying deodorant…
What+kind+of+games+are+we+playing+here%3F
What kind of games are we playing here?
Try+something+new+this+holiday+season%21
Try something new this holiday season!
No+horsing+around+%C3%B0%C5%B8%C2%90%C2%B4
No horsing around 🐴
You+gotta+take+the+red+pill+first%26%238230%3B
You gotta take the red pill first…
The+mask+for+Arnold+Schwarzenegger%26%238217%3Bs+stunt+double.
The mask for Arnold Schwarzenegger’s stunt double.