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werewolf fridge poem

Wives Wanted
Wives Wanted
I hurt inside
I hurt inside
This company let the internet create a label for their product and were forced to use the winning design
This company let the internet create a label for their product and were forced to use the winning design
I would not handle this very well
I would not handle this very well
Frost giants are waking up
Frost giants are waking up
And then I took an arrow to the knee.
And then I took an arrow to the knee.
The cops would probably investigate me even if they were fake heads.
The cops would probably investigate me even if they were fake heads.
How to properly use Twitter.
How to properly use Twitter.
How do you pronounce your name?
How do you pronounce your name?
Anti-vaccination strikes again!
Anti-vaccination strikes again!
A Gameboy that survived a barracks bombing during the Gulf War
A Gameboy that survived a barracks bombing during the Gulf War
Nintendo has run out of f to give
Nintendo has run out of f to give
They’re called sumo wrestlers?
They’re called sumo wrestlers?
Smoking serves a greater purpose
Smoking serves a greater purpose
Did I…?
Did I…?
i+was+without+a+phone+once+for+12+hours+and+it%26%238217%3Bs+amazing+how+much+attention+i+was+able+to+pay+to+other+things
i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things
how+to+make+your+house+smell+like+pillsburry+dough+butt
how to make your house smell like pillsburry dough butt
even+einstein%26%238217%3Bs+marriage+was+relative.+It+consumed+his+life
even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life
the+story+of+how+this+woman+became+an+archaeologist+is+amazing
the story of how this woman became an archaeologist is amazing
Join the conversation
how+i+spend+my+time+during+a+zoom+call.+this+chart+is+accurate
how i spend my time during a zoom call. this chart is accurate
wind+up+smart+car+%26%238211%3B+for+when+you+run+out+of+gas+but+still+have+a+block+to+go
wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go
birds+aren%26%238217%3Bt+real+so+it+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+matter+anyway
birds aren’t real so it doesn’t matter anyway
you+know+that+you+know+you%26%238217%3Bve+seen+that+actor+before
you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before
gravity+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+exist+when+you%26%238217%3Bre+a+goat
gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat
this+is+not+the+car+you+want+to+end+up+behind+on+the+freeway
this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway
who+pooped+the+bed%3F+sounds+like+an+it%26%238217%3Bs+always+sunny+in+philadelphia+episode
who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode
It+all+sounds+awful+until+you+remember+that+statistically+flying+is+still+the+safest+form+of+travel
It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel