never go to page 2

Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are

qr codes will never run out

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

goblins don’t watch netflix

the coolest dog at the bar

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma