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The nasal telescope.
Keeping morale up.
She wants the (Ph)D
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Oh really, Home Depot?
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How has this not been invented yet?!
It’s so much easier…
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Every girl on campus right now.
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Having the talk.
Reasons your girlfriend liked Avengers.