Feeling Lucky?

what kind of bird is this?

he’s actually quite accomplished
he’s actually quite accomplished
why aren’t you laughing, babe?
why aren’t you laughing, babe?
it’s time
it’s time
when you can no longer deny it
when you can no longer deny it
sesame street after dark
sesame street after dark
it’s magic
it’s magic
that’s one way to leave earth
that’s one way to leave earth
don’t eat beans before committing a crime
don’t eat beans before committing a crime
don’t tell me what I can’t do!
don’t tell me what I can’t do!
they never miss an opportunity
they never miss an opportunity
now please let me finish
now please let me finish
meh
meh
sugar, we’re going down lifting
sugar, we’re going down lifting
this happens way too often
this happens way too often
playing hooman isn’t very fun
playing hooman isn’t very fun
fine%2C+i%26%238217%3Bll+do+it+myself%21
fine, i’ll do it myself!
a+picture+that+perfectly+represents+what+being+told+%26%238220%3Bi+love+you+as+friend%26%238221%3B+feels+like
a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like
24+then+and+now
24 then and now
It%26%238217%3Bs+times+like+these+you+really+should+use+a+pseudonym+or+chage+professions
It’s times like these you really should use a pseudonym or chage professions
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what+concepts+did+you+learn+in+high+school+that+are+now+outdated%3F
what concepts did you learn in high school that are now outdated?
tour+de+france+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+follow+the+rules+of+the+road
tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road
his+name+was+close+enough
his name was close enough
phrasing+matters
phrasing matters
michael%26%238217%3Bs+store+employees+use+the+honor+system
michael’s store employees use the honor system
technically+she%26%238217%3Bs+not+entirely+wrong+here
technically she’s not entirely wrong here
don%26%238217%3Bt+get+me+too+much+credit.+i+will+always+find+a+way+to+miss+it
don’t get me too much credit. i will always find a way to miss it
if+you+set+your+toaster+on+fire%2C+you+should+probably+just+order+in+every+meal
if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal