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what the dialogue should have been

Baby’s first vape!
Baby’s first vape!
Freshly unwrapped confections!
Freshly unwrapped confections!
Cake reflexes on point.
Cake reflexes on point.
Adorable self-implication
Adorable self-implication
Forgot your password, did you?
Forgot your password, did you?
Liar
Liar
Check, check, bloodbath.
Check, check, bloodbath.
Cone of shame and chill?
Cone of shame and chill?
The phonetic alphabet.
The phonetic alphabet.
The hero this city needs.
The hero this city needs.
I’ve made it.
I’ve made it.
Extra cutasomes.
Extra cutasomes.
Motivational fatty.
Motivational fatty.
Hotly Debated
Hotly Debated
Keep Portland Weird
Keep Portland Weird
uh+oh
uh oh
This+album+is+gonna+slap
This album is gonna slap
the+account+says+parody%2C+but+the+message+rings+true
the account says parody, but the message rings true
we+need+more+of+this+in+America
we need more of this in America
Join the conversation
i+am+vengeance%2C+i+am+the+knight%2C+i+am+your+babysitter%21
i am vengeance, i am the knight, i am your babysitter!
when+the+wife+is+away
when the wife is away
my+daily+doom+scrolling+procedure
my daily doom scrolling procedure
i+need+more+of+this
i need more of this
chasing+spirits
chasing spirits
just+checking+in
just checking in
may+the+force+be+with+you
may the force be with you
ms.+king+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+no+man
ms. king don’t need no man