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what the dialogue should have been

Kevin, you sweet summer child…
Kevin, you sweet summer child…
Oh, right.
Oh, right.
Da Vinci was quite the geographer.
Da Vinci was quite the geographer.
Sorry you didn’t make the cut this year, Theophilus.
Sorry you didn’t make the cut this year, Theophilus.
You don’t McKnow me.
You don’t McKnow me.
No help, only throw…
No help, only throw…
Say my name…
Say my name…
MIND MUH RIGHTS
MIND MUH RIGHTS
Just Oregon things…
Just Oregon things…
Do not displease the robuts.
Do not displease the robuts.
Caught you in the act, didn’t I?
Caught you in the act, didn’t I?
Peek-a-moooo
Peek-a-moooo
Words.
Words.
The geese are mighty persuasive.
The geese are mighty persuasive.
It gives us the berries…
It gives us the berries…
The+Legendary+Bill+Murray
The Legendary Bill Murray
Mount+St.+Helens+eruption%2C+1980
Mount St. Helens eruption, 1980
How+about+no
How about no
I+have+odd+hobbies.
I have odd hobbies.
Join the conversation
%26%238230%3Band+has+an+intimate+relationship+with+energy+drinks.
…and has an intimate relationship with energy drinks.
Classic+Mr.+Bean
Classic Mr. Bean
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+wait+for+three+more+episodes%26%238230%3B
I can’t wait for three more episodes…
You+might+say+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+super+fan
You might say I’m a super fan
When+predators+attack..
When predators attack..
You+scratch+me+I+scratch+you+back.
You scratch me I scratch you back.
Not+great+at+basic+survival+techniques.
Not great at basic survival techniques.
When+I+find+out+that+50%25+of+babies+were+born+out+of+wedlock+in+2013
When I find out that 50% of babies were born out of wedlock in 2013