what was that? sorry, my brain went on an adventure

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

just passing through

just passing through

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

do you even lift, nerd girl?

do you even lift, nerd girl?

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

baby faced swamp witch

baby faced swamp witch

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

political pokemon

political pokemon

the first day of school every year

the first day of school every year

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

all of this is factual

all of this is factual

spare him his life from this monstrosity!

spare him his life from this monstrosity!