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what you did is try to spike my blood sugars

summoned aquaman
summoned aquaman
reporting for scratches, commander
reporting for scratches, commander
returns from bathroom still clothed
returns from bathroom still clothed
extra cheese, extra whiplash
extra cheese, extra whiplash
snow white with wi-fi
snow white with wi-fi
when you’re 80% panic, 20% vibes
when you’re 80% panic, 20% vibes
somewhere in the shadow realm
somewhere in the shadow realm
it’s not hoarding, it’s curating history
it’s not hoarding, it’s curating history
Weaponized housekeeping
Weaponized housekeeping
gift shop sells “missing BR” magnets
gift shop sells “missing BR” magnets
Happily Never After
Happily Never After
introvert olympics: synchronized nothing
introvert olympics: synchronized nothing
aisle 7: brushes, gouache, existential dread
aisle 7: brushes, gouache, existential dread
Waiting for birds to fold my laundry
Waiting for birds to fold my laundry
emotional support human, except for myself
emotional support human, except for myself
hamburger+presentation+presents
hamburger presentation presents
well%2C+at+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+honest
well, at least you’re honest
dog+ownership+in+a+nutshell
dog ownership in a nutshell
mouthwash
mouthwash
Join the conversation
the+love+languages+reworded
the love languages reworded
harmonic+scales
harmonic scales
give+yourself+time+%3C3
give yourself time <3
handling+business
handling business
how+to+get+past+writer%26%238217%3Bs+block%3A
how to get past writer’s block:
alien+isolation
alien isolation
pawrallel+play
pawrallel play
gunna+need+a+bigger+glass
gunna need a bigger glass