whats up, my hom(ie)as

bone spurs

I’d wake up for pasta!

I’d wake up for pasta!

i could have been anything, but here i am

i could have been anything, but here i am

true or false? asking for my tall friends

true or false? asking for my tall friends

i am batman!

Elasmotherium, also known as the giant siberian unicorn. they did exist!

Elasmotherium, also known as the giant siberian unicorn. they did exist!

go to walgreens

go to walgreens

the crow queen demands gifts

the crow queen demands gifts

this is a real tweet from the FDA…

this is a real tweet from the FDA…

paste until ctrl v breaks

paste until ctrl v breaks

kobayashi maru in real life

kobayashi maru in real life

so sick

i see you

The cat was credited as F.d.c. willad (felis domesticus, chester)

The cat was credited as F.d.c. willad (felis domesticus, chester)

living the chonky dream

living the chonky dream