“when i die put my ashes in a trash bag…”

i prefer chickensteak

i prefer chickensteak

new tires and a fancy dinner

new tires and a fancy dinner

excellent advertising

excellent advertising

accidental phd

fortunate son

do you use a spoon ass or a knife?

do you use a spoon ass or a knife?

he was a politician, probably

he was a politician, probably

ba do bop cheese

ba do bop cheese

somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

i cried so many tears because of these

i cried so many tears because of these

pencils. plural

pencils. plural

which one was your favorite?

which one was your favorite?

where my ocd began

where my ocd began

the struggle

they should still sell the jackets

they should still sell the jackets