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when you have a sore toe and they ask if you’re pregnant

May May people through the ages.
May May people through the ages.
The red one is fair game, though.
The red one is fair game, though.
(pssst. extra pineapple)
(pssst. extra pineapple)
I say we let this one slide…
I say we let this one slide…
Early warning system activated
Early warning system activated
Scholars, check in please!
Scholars, check in please!
Order of operations is important, according to my dear aunt Sally.
Order of operations is important, according to my dear aunt Sally.
Record the police.
Record the police.
Meet Dave, everyone.
Meet Dave, everyone.
Susan, could you get your beast under control?
Susan, could you get your beast under control?
The complicated life of a librarian.
The complicated life of a librarian.
Shakespeare had a way with words.
Shakespeare had a way with words.
I shall commence looking both ways.
I shall commence looking both ways.
A mother’s concern is never far.
A mother’s concern is never far.
The many emotions of Jim (Earnest) Varney.
The many emotions of Jim (Earnest) Varney.