% Feeling Lucky? %

when you mother calls you by your full name

I am a ninja.
I am a ninja.
Earth day marathon.
Earth day marathon.
Fancy seeing you here…
Fancy seeing you here…
Turtle turtle.
Turtle turtle.
The truth about video games.
The truth about video games.
Every night.
Every night.
First world problems.
First world problems.
OMG IT’S ALIVE!
OMG IT’S ALIVE!
Sucks to be you.
Sucks to be you.
Deal with it.
Deal with it.
Too Late to Apologize: A Declaration.
Too Late to Apologize: A Declaration.
Do want.
Do want.
Good question.
Good question.
When all else fails…
When all else fails…
Trick candles…
Trick candles…
My+dad+works+with+Ted+Cruz%26%238230%3B
My dad works with Ted Cruz…
She+still+ate+them%26%238230%3B
She still ate them…
I%26%238217%3Bm+blue+daba+dee+dabba+dooo%26%238230%3B
I’m blue daba dee dabba dooo…
You%26%238217%3Bve+all+been+notified.
You’ve all been notified.
Join the conversation
Safari+down+makes+the+best+pillows.
Safari down makes the best pillows.
Take+a+brief+look+and+press+forward+to+2020.
Take a brief look and press forward to 2020.
Positive%5Bly%5D+wrecked.
Positive[ly] wrecked.
I+was+asked+to+leave%26%238230%3B
I was asked to leave…
Nice+work+Johnny+boy.
Nice work Johnny boy.
Yeah+that+works+great+actually%26%238230%3B
Yeah that works great actually…
Mom+of+the+year%2C+circa+1985.
Mom of the year, circa 1985.
Please+help+the+elephants+whenever+the+occasion+arises.+%C3%B0%C5%B8%C2%90%CB%9C
Please help the elephants whenever the occasion arises. 🐘