when you’re not broke yet. but soon

tweet about almost being broke

Target good.

Shot of a lifetime.

Shot of a lifetime.

Consider changing your diet, bud.

Consider changing your diet, bud.

And that’s the thing about landlordes.

And that’s the thing about landlordes.

She’s really blind and loves the outdoors.

She’s really blind and loves the outdoors.

Little bobcat kittens are adorable, turns out.

Little bobcat kittens are adorable, turns out.

Get bent, Weinstein.

Get bent, Weinstein.

Don’t forget to season your meat this Happy Valentine’s!

Don’t forget to season your meat this Happy Valentine’s!

Goop Skywalker takes care of his fans.

Goop Skywalker takes care of his fans.

I could use a spiritual adviser, honestly.

I could use a spiritual adviser, honestly.

It’s quite simple, really.

It’s quite simple, really.

Where can I get one of those yellow coats?

Where can I get one of those yellow coats?

Solid props, brother.

Solid props, brother.

Marie, simmer.

Wait a minute…

Wait a minute…