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When you don’t have the grades to make Santa’s cut so you have to settle for guiding the Grinch instead.

When you don't have the grades to make Santa's cut so you have to settle for guiding the Grinch instead.
So this exists… and it’s delicious.
So this exists… and it’s delicious.
Welcome to the working world.
Welcome to the working world.
One of these days…
One of these days…
Childhood.
Childhood.
Summer in Colorado.
Summer in Colorado.
I don’t always talk to non-tattooed people…
I don’t always talk to non-tattooed people…
Coming soon to a theater near you.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
Human beings
Human beings
My cat loves boxing.
My cat loves boxing.
The look on her face never fails to make me laugh.
The look on her face never fails to make me laugh.
Tipping servers.
Tipping servers.
I’m sorry.
I’m sorry.
Childhood ruined.
Childhood ruined.
Kisses on the lips…
Kisses on the lips…
Science level: Nigeria.
Science level: Nigeria.
i+really+want+a+donut+now
i really want a donut now
I+think+i%26%238217%3Bm+hilarious
I think i’m hilarious
give+me+all+the+pancakes
give me all the pancakes
heartworming
heartworming
Join the conversation
and+now+I+can%26%238217%3Bt+look+to+my+left
and now I can’t look to my left
a+true+american+patriot
a true american patriot
is+this+the+world%26%238217%3Bs+scariest+spider%3F
is this the world’s scariest spider?
what+is+this+sorcery
what is this sorcery
committing+this+to+memory
committing this to memory
per+my+last+shot
per my last shot
he+does+resemble+candy+corn
he does resemble candy corn
i+ride+it+on+the+parade+route
i ride it on the parade route