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When you find out your mom is a freak.

When you find out your mom is a freak.
marry me
marry me
for work
for work
wicked makes so much more sense now
wicked makes so much more sense now
growing up we called it the ‘oh shit’ handle
growing up we called it the ‘oh shit’ handle
the only smart person in any michael bay movie ever
the only smart person in any michael bay movie ever
but how long will we stay here?
but how long will we stay here?
accurate
accurate
they’ve been listening this whole time
they’ve been listening this whole time
oh wait, that’s just a cavity
oh wait, that’s just a cavity
who invited Susan?
who invited Susan?
hard hitting journalism right here
hard hitting journalism right here
it’s called personal space
it’s called personal space
the proud look on that dapper cat’s face. it knows how important it is
the proud look on that dapper cat’s face. it knows how important it is
he’ll do it tomorrow
he’ll do it tomorrow
the real wonder woman
the real wonder woman
Wild%2C+wild+hamsters%26%238230%3B
Wild, wild hamsters…
I%26%238230%3B+uhm.+Well%3F
I… uhm. Well?
Plant+brothers.
Plant brothers.
Having+a+rest+atop+Stalin%26%238217%3Bs+head%2C+circa+1942
Having a rest atop Stalin’s head, circa 1942
Join the conversation
No+teeth%2C+no+problem.
No teeth, no problem.
Baby+sized+burritos+for+the+win.
Baby sized burritos for the win.
Continuity+of+the+spaghet.
Continuity of the spaghet.
Father%2C+may+I+%C3%AF%C2%BD%E2%80%A0%C3%AF%C2%BD%E2%80%99%C3%AF%C2%BD%E2%80%A6%C3%AF%C2%BD%C5%BD%C3%AF%C2%BD%C6%92%C3%AF%C2%BD%CB%86+%C3%AF%C2%BD%E2%80%A0%C3%AF%C2%BD%E2%80%99%C3%AF%C2%BD%E2%84%A2+%3F
Father, may I ｆｒｅｎｃｈ ｆｒｙ ?
Look+at+all+these+furious+people%26%238230%3B
Look at all these furious people…
Demolishing+a+bank+vault.
Demolishing a bank vault.
Indian+airlines%2C+basically
Indian airlines, basically
%2Agoes+vegan%2A
*goes vegan*