When your dad is a hairdresser.

*watches Netflix happily*

Jokes on me…

Permission to cry.

How to break a heart

There are three types of girls on Halloween

This Kid Wins Halloween Every Year

Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory

There was a firefight!

Look good, praise god.

🔥 Spider uses net to catch insects 🔥

Surprises for the drunk one

Amateur sommelier picks up a hint of cat piss.

Breaking news!

I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity

Words.