When your dad is a hairdresser.
*watches Netflix happily*
Jokes on me…
Permission to cry.
How to break a heart
There are three types of girls on Halloween
This Kid Wins Halloween Every Year
Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory
There was a firefight!
Look good, praise god.
ðŸ”¥ Spider uses net to catch insects ðŸ”¥
Surprises for the drunk one
Amateur sommelier picks up a hint of cat piss.
I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity