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my new safe word is banana
my new safe word is banana
i was trying to help
i was trying to help
the cutest sleepy squirrel
the cutest sleepy squirrel
these two really were meant for each other
these two really were meant for each other
best uber ever?
best uber ever?
fine, take your 5 stars!
fine, take your 5 stars!
now where’d i put that post it?
now where’d i put that post it?
some legends never die
some legends never die
don’t be so dramatic
don’t be so dramatic
that’s why he can break through walls
that’s why he can break through walls
he will hop
he will hop
same bill murray, same
same bill murray, same
wordle before wardle
wordle before wardle
but hey, at least you’re keeping them alive!
but hey, at least you’re keeping them alive!
when the rider and horse become one
when the rider and horse become one
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
This+is+how+I+die.
This is how I die.
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
He+must+be+Peter+Pettigrew.
He must be Peter Pettigrew.
Join the conversation
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
Hey+Pro-Lifers%26%238230%3B
Hey Pro-Lifers…
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+conspiracy%21
It’s a conspiracy!
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
Words.
Words.