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henlo good morning.
henlo good morning.
Crocodile Dundy meeting the Queen, circa 1985.
Crocodile Dundy meeting the Queen, circa 1985.
Christmas morning is gonna be lit.
Christmas morning is gonna be lit.
What’s the wurst that could happen?
What’s the wurst that could happen?
Frendship, an origin story.
Frendship, an origin story.
You sit on an ant hill of lies!
You sit on an ant hill of lies!
45 minutes is relative.
45 minutes is relative.
Friggan turtles anyway, amiright?
Friggan turtles anyway, amiright?
May the Force be with them.
May the Force be with them.
Checks out!
Checks out!
Mean Girls reboot.
Mean Girls reboot.
Get this lady a forklift.
Get this lady a forklift.
Classify ALL the space debris!
Classify ALL the space debris!
This reads like a parks and rec episode…
This reads like a parks and rec episode…
They’ve gone too far…
They’ve gone too far…
Be%5Be%5Dcause+she+can.
Be[e]cause she can.
When+millenials+get+jobs%26%238230%3B
When millenials get jobs…
Bribery%2C+a+Guide.
Bribery, a Guide.
Just+wifey+things.
Just wifey things.
Join the conversation
Thanks+for+covering+the+gaps+in+our+defense+budget%2C+Dollar+Shave+Brothers%21
Thanks for covering the gaps in our defense budget, Dollar Shave Brothers!
Easter+circa+1951%2C+Philadelphia
Easter circa 1951, Philadelphia
Paris+is+having+a+good+2020+so+far%26%238230%3B
Paris is having a good 2020 so far…
Gran+knows+the+difference.
Gran knows the difference.
%2Achanting+intensifies%2A
*chanting intensifies*
Keeper+of+time%26%238230%3B
Keeper of time…
Dreams+really+come+true%2C+sometimes.
Dreams really come true, sometimes.
Treat+yo%26%238217%3B+self+2020
Treat yo’ self 2020