40 is the new 80

B I N G…

As for me and my patronus, we will fight the good fight.

Light it up, Chad.

This sums up the problem nicely.

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

Just keeping an eye on enemy movement…

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

I would read this book.

I didn’t realize dogs could join Antifa.

Lorde raise me up.

Hold the line…

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.