why???????

sorry if your name is kyle

sorry if your name is kyle

would still watch this show

would still watch this show

this goes on my christmas list

this goes on my christmas list

hello, ladies

You can’t run

You can’t run

I think you mean best

I think you mean best

i’m supposed to divide my laundry?

i’m supposed to divide my laundry?

I really hope this is an actual KFC rejection letter

I really hope this is an actual KFC rejection letter

absolutely do this at a wedding

absolutely do this at a wedding

this toy line is my favorite

this toy line is my favorite

no one deserves to live in poverty

no one deserves to live in poverty

don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me

don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me

have the decency to leave the store first

have the decency to leave the store first

you just need to floss more

you just need to floss more

gone but never forgotten

gone but never forgotten