why can’t it all be in the same spot

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

spitting venom

time to cry!

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

did he do it?

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

how it started vs how it’s going

how it started vs how it’s going

i should have texted instead

i should have texted instead

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right