why not both

summoned aquaman

summoned aquaman

this toe is mine now

this toe is mine now

Waiting for birds to fold my laundry

Waiting for birds to fold my laundry

scissors cut hair and egos

scissors cut hair and egos

can’t afford secret cat, man

can’t afford secret cat, man

emotional support human, except for myself

emotional support human, except for myself

can’t spell “cat”… hacks nasa

can’t spell “cat”… hacks nasa

when you’re 80% panic, 20% vibes

when you’re 80% panic, 20% vibes

guac this economy

guac this economy

introvert olympics: synchronized nothing

introvert olympics: synchronized nothing

cozy

somewhere in the shadow realm

somewhere in the shadow realm

reporting for scratches, commander

reporting for scratches, commander

nine lives, zero emails

nine lives, zero emails

nervous system runs the show

nervous system runs the show