why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.

RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.

Titanic Anchor Gang, circa 1909

Titanic Anchor Gang, circa 1909

It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa

It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa

You gotta read it, Nance.

You gotta read it, Nance.

PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.

PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.

…drain the swamp?

…drain the swamp?

*nervous shuffling*

*nervous shuffling*

You deserve to be treated well, indubitably.

You deserve to be treated well, indubitably.

National Parks get Bad Reviews, also.

National Parks get Bad Reviews, also.

Don’t drink and drive.

Don’t drink and drive.

Perspective is everything.

Perspective is everything.

Just a peck of bad apples.

Just a peck of bad apples.

Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!

Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!

Dad’s first may may.

Dad’s first may may.

Watch out for certain babies, furtively.

Watch out for certain babies, furtively.