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Really hitting that target demographic…

Really hitting that target demographic...
Every time
Every time
This guy ahead of me being patted down at airport security…
This guy ahead of me being patted down at airport security…
They Take It Literally
They Take It Literally
My children will never know
My children will never know
My favorite pizza
My favorite pizza
Some Dads, Man
Some Dads, Man
Honest mistake, I swear.
Honest mistake, I swear.
Right in the feels
Right in the feels
1956 psychiatrists
1956 psychiatrists
Few Downsides Of Being A New Dad
Few Downsides Of Being A New Dad
When Women Quote Marilyn Monroe
When Women Quote Marilyn Monroe
My Fear Around Mirrors
My Fear Around Mirrors
Adventures of God: Application for Heaven
Adventures of God: Application for Heaven
Perfect landing
Perfect landing
Me as a mother
Me as a mother
Ew
Ew
Sidescrollers
Sidescrollers
Shaped+by+powerful+women
Shaped by powerful women
When+I+first+saw+Tom+Hanks
When I first saw Tom Hanks
Join the conversation
If+tumblr+could+rewrite+the+fairy+tales
If tumblr could rewrite the fairy tales
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+great+gambler.
I’m a great gambler.
What%26%238217%3Bs+fat%3F
What’s fat?
The+cutest+sushi
The cutest sushi
Ah+crap.
Ah crap.
Scorpion+throne
Scorpion throne
My+daughter%26%238217%3Bs+new+kitten+is+a+bit%26%238230%3Bspecial.
My daughter’s new kitten is a bit…special.
How+miserable+do+I+have+to+be%3F
How miserable do I have to be?