wishful thinking

out of the shop, still saying cheers

out of the shop, still saying cheers

treasure found in the algorithm’s basement

treasure found in the algorithm’s basement

summoned the dadforce like Pokémon

summoned the dadforce like Pokémon

feathers by Chanel, sass by nature

feathers by Chanel, sass by nature

Sir Meowington

wow, this hedge is emotionally supportive

wow, this hedge is emotionally supportive

too cool to read, too chill to sit

too cool to read, too chill to sit

hbfjks

Need a ride? Need a mate? Get both.

Need a ride? Need a mate? Get both.

loud, luxurious, unstoppable

loud, luxurious, unstoppable

walk in broken, leave reborn

walk in broken, leave reborn

paws over laws again

paws over laws again

“In 400 feet… tell your child to stop licking the window”

“In 400 feet… tell your child to stop licking the window”

this family’s group chat must be wild

this family’s group chat must be wild

the asteroid was just Plan B

the asteroid was just Plan B