woah, that’s $4.99 more than I expected!

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

this is how many sides a circle has

this is how many sides a circle has

wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go

wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go

flat earthers were right the whole time

flat earthers were right the whole time

toast and butter is an everyday phase

toast and butter is an everyday phase

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

how i spend my time during a zoom call. this chart is accurate

how i spend my time during a zoom call. this chart is accurate

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals

how to make your house smell like pillsburry dough butt

how to make your house smell like pillsburry dough butt

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

you cicada be kidding me!

you cicada be kidding me!

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos