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woe is me

Set phasers to stunning
Set phasers to stunning
When boys leave their smell on your clothes…
When boys leave their smell on your clothes…
Interviewing Miley Cyrus.
Interviewing Miley Cyrus.
I find your lack of funk disturbing…
I find your lack of funk disturbing…
Pokemon cocktails.
Pokemon cocktails.
The Perfect Fake
The Perfect Fake
You will never be this manly.
You will never be this manly.
Sorry to bother you at a time like this…
Sorry to bother you at a time like this…
The importance of vegetation.
The importance of vegetation.
She has the most terrible nightmares…
She has the most terrible nightmares…
How to brother.
How to brother.
Why I use the Oxford comma.
Why I use the Oxford comma.
Picking out a Halloween costume.
Picking out a Halloween costume.
If this doesn’t remind you of your childhood…
If this doesn’t remind you of your childhood…
My nightly bedtime struggle.
My nightly bedtime struggle.