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season five syndrome

“find me well? try finding me after coffee.”

heater is my coworker

no views, just dues

nope-ship

faxed-out

dreamployer

mugged by energy

mute icon

symphony of notifications

butterfly effect

IQ over 9000

grumble guru

captain lag

The procrastination professional

It+would%26%238217%3Bve+been+Terrific+Value+if+it+did%26%238230%3B+%26%238211%3B+He+Whomst+Must+Not+Be+Named
It would’ve been Terrific Value if it did… – He Whomst Must Not Be Named
TRANSFORMER+TIME
TRANSFORMER TIME
Lorde+of+Lands+is+overstepping+harrrrrrrd.
Lorde of Lands is overstepping harrrrrrrd.
Free.+Will+deliver.
Free. Will deliver.
Join the conversation
%2Asends+him+more+money%2A+%26%238211%3B+Somebody%26%238217%3Bs+gran%2C+probably.
*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.
Mandy+Patinkin+appreciates+the+gift+of+life.+%5B1%3A12%5D
Mandy Patinkin appreciates the gift of life. [1:12]
I+could+embroider+this+poetry.
I could embroider this poetry.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+you%26%238217%3Bve+done+this.
I can’t believe you’ve done this.
That+didn%26%238217%3Bt+really+%5Bpersonal%5D+pan+out+for+him%2C+did+it%3F
That didn’t really [personal] pan out for him, did it?
I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+realize+crotchless+masks+were+a+thing.
I didn’t realize crotchless masks were a thing.
Real+slick%2C+guys%26%238230%3B
Real slick, guys…
Sleep+sweet%2C+you+ruddy+bastard.
Sleep sweet, you ruddy bastard.